Episode 220: Happy Birthday Bet! Shout-outs, movies (Stennie: Opa!; Bet: Leaves of Grass), Worst Movie Dialogue Ever, Bet’s Proclamation, Stennie’s Random Thing, moratoriums, New Favorites, Hucklebug Business, Bet’s Lowlight, Pet Stories, What’s Up With That? (the price of gas & Charlie Sheen), fuck offs and you rules.
Music: “The Hucklebuck,” performed by Sierra Rein, Lee Rocker and Frank Sinatra.
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Bad movie dialog? Where to start? The absolute worst of all time has to be Love Story never having to say you’re sorry. Obvious, but still probably the worst line in the movies. Titanic’s “King of the world” is a close second.
One personal favorite is from Ed Wood’s Glen or Glenda:
Inspector Warren: I’d like to hear the story to the fullest.
Dr. Alton: Only the infinity of the depths of a man’s mind can really tell the story.
Simply horrible as only Ed Wood could write.
The big speech the president gives in Independence Day is a gut wrencher. Hard to beat it.
Anything with Hugh Grant is a bad dialog laugh riot. That thing with Julia Roberts where she’s just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her, had my sides hurting from laughing.
did I miss something? Are you not uploading these to Itunes anymore???
Last minute comment — hands on the screen for NTCNTC, he gotta da flu. I hope I no getta da flu.